When the characters in the fanfiction you’re reading are both hopelessly in love with eachother but they think the other doesn’t like them back and they are just communicating horribly and getting interupted at al the wrong times and you just freaking
Gotta love having a mother whose first language wasn’t English, because it makes getting her to understand a dirty joke so much more entertaining. She had me explain “Everything is made in China, except for babies. They’re made in VaChina.” MOTHER.
i was on the phone with my friend and i said “HECK YOU” really loudly as a joke and my dad heard and since english is his second language he thought heck is some really bad word and now every time he gets really angry he whispers “heck” under his breath